and now.......
To: a higher being
So everyday that I live, the same issue keeps bothering me over and over again. The world is not the way it should be, in fact what civilization has become at the pinnacle of its existence (now), kinda sucks. And so I'm gonna break it down day by day, ways to make a more perfect society than the one we have today. So the issue we have at hand today is beauty. Some have said "beauty" is a curse upon the world" and I would say i 50% agree with this statement and here's why.
So when I woke up today it was snowing yet again. Snow seems to not be a luxury, but just a fact of life in these parts and it made me feel 2 contrasting emotions. "Wow this snow is pretty, it makes the world look prettier" and "god dam I hate snow, snow sucks its useless, i hate wet socks and it gets nasty and i mean absolutely disgusting after 1-2 days. And then I realized, that's how I feel about all beautiful things that are just beautiful. Wow she's pretty but she annoys the shit out of me. or dam she's hot in that movie, but why is this a movie and not a moving wallpaper. Common examples being Jennifer's Body, or Megan Fox in Transformers, or Megan Fox in Transformers 2, or Megan Fox in real life for that matter.
And so i propose a completely new way of doing things. Complete separation of beauty for the sake of beauty, and the rest of the world, but of course in a way that the non "beautiful" people may enjoy beauty for what it is. Perhaps a division of the world where it snows all the time, where there are hot chicks walking around half naked all the time, for girls i guess half naked good looking men could be there too but in a 70:30 ratio, 70 being half naked hot chicks. Also all the bad movies with beautiful people would immediately be transferred over to that world, such as Jennifer's Body, Into the Blue, and the thousands of other beautiful trash we have, while we can have the all time greats. We could also take vacations to this world and enjoy all the beautiful things it has to offer us. Because as much as beauty pleases the aesthetic soul in all of us, if isolated completely, and if free to the world, it would do us much more good and the amount of time, energy and resources we put in it, could be used in something more practical such as flying cars, or vending machines serving EVERYTHING! In essence, we would control beauty, it wouldn't control us. Its sole purpose would be for our pleasure and enjoyment, rather than our entire dedicated lives.
Of course if you're beautiful and you're also a great person to be around, then of course we want you since but then again perhaps there could be a trade-off system, where you can trade all of your non-beauty related attributes to be even more attractive and transported to the viewing world but of course you wouldn't be able to return. But don't go, since if you do what we'll have left is just ugly ass things.
Win-win situation for everyone. Beautiful people love each other and can be surrounded by each other whereas the common layman could just be himself, without worldly pressure to look better. Imagine that. I'd say around half the world's problems could be solved with a simple separation of beauty for beauty's sake, and the rest of the world.
-The Postmaster
5 comments:
Yeahh. But we can't let the fat men in pink fishskin bras feel like that's okay. It's not okay.
let the masses be the masses
It's cause you ugly
i've gotta say this is probably one of the worst ideas you've come up with
yea man. the idea would never fly.
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