Stuff I Find Interesting.

Greetings, my name is Ken Jin. I've decided that I'm going to contribute to this blog, just to shake things up a bit. And because it seems like the cool thing to do these days. So let's dive right in, shall we?

Today, I made a PB&E sandwich. No, the E does not stand for jElly (although I had that stashed in my inventory as well, I just decided eggs would be a better choice. And they were gonna expire if I didn't figure out how to eat 8 eggs in 1 day).

Yes, that's right. Eggs. I had also gotten a brand new jar of Jif the other day, along with some bread. As a wise guy I knew always used to say,"Ask not why, but why not?"

So, yeah. I fried up the egg and peanutbuttered my bread. Long story short, it ended up being not that great. BUT, I learned some useful things about life in general:

1. This is how my mind works: Extra crunchy peanut butter+eggs = nuts + huevos = testicles and testicles. "Those balls are as smooth as eggs!"

2. When you put a hot object (the egg) next to a meltable substance (crunchy peanut butter), it will melt, leaving you with a nut & egg sandwich and peanut butter stained pants.

3. Peanut butter is a very overpowering taste. For anyone reading this post thinking, "Man, I could really go for one of those PB&E sandwiches now!" here is a tip. Only use one light layer of PB if you actually want to taste the egg.

Oh, and I was eating this sandwich while watching VH1 Classic. It was "One Hit Wonders: Dance Hour." And it was awesome. You know that group on Facebook, "You remember this if you grew up in the 90's?" Well these should be added to the list.

Whoomp! (There It Is)

What Is Love?

Gonna Make You Sweat

Enjoyed those vids? YEAH YOU DID! It's like an awesome blast from the past where there are only strange black people (and one creepy hispanic saxophone player in the last video).

To end this post, I would like to show y'all (dirty south, what's good bitches!) something I learned the other day in my Psychology of Stereotypes class. Did you know that some dude wanted to look like Ken (Barbie's boyfriend, not me. Aww, you think I'm way more handsome? Thanks!) so bad that he got like a million operations and stuff. Here is what he ended up looking like.

Here is Ken
And here is Steve Erhardt
That's all for today, peace!