Now I was talking to this guy and he told me about something that happened to him. So apparently a shirt that he bought online had just arrived and when he wore it, it was tight both in size and in style. That day happened to be the coldest day of the week. Maybe it was around 32-36 degrees, it doesn't really matter just know that it was really cold, but even so, he couldn't contain his excitement and took off his jacket for good.
Alright I'm getting tired of writing in the third person, for those who haven't figured out already the guy I was talking to was me.
So I had a meeting with one of my small group kids and we had it outside. For several hours I was shivering my ass off as I talked to him and that just sucked. That night I had the biggest fever ever and was rolling around in my bed and cocooning myself in a blanket to generate heat. A few days later I realized I aggravated my cold to the point where I had interstitial pneumonia.
Long story short, I wore a T-shirt in the cold weather to the point of death. Dumb huh?
Fuck the question about what to do when you want to wear a T-shirt in the cold weather. I'll tell you the answer to that question right now. Don't do it. If you do, then "Iah will make you cold!" -John Lim pretending to be Ahnold Schwarzzeneger (I made up the quote so this citation is invalid. Don't sue me.)
The real question is this. Is style worth the discomfort?
For the ladies. High heels and just about everything else.
Hell if I woke up and my foot looked like that ever, the first thing I would do is put on a sock. I mean I am a fan of heels I don't mind at all and in fact even enjoy when girls wear heels. But is it worth creating an undead warrior on your foot? Think about it.
Although I do admit as I see female shoes now, they are becoming more and more prone to creating bad feet. Honestly I like nice feet. Buy Dr. Scholls or something ladies! And whosever foot that is, if you ever recognize it as you read my blog, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm sure thats a foot molded and finally seen after marriage.
For the men.
If you wear really tight pants you are definitely fucking up your junk. Don't do it if you want children.
8 comments:
Um John stop acting like you don't wear toight pants. Toight like a toiger.
they have dr scholls for heels to prevent that nastiness.
Iah need to get da turbomahn!!
"it was tight both in size and in style" - my favorite part.
"But is it worth creating an undead warrior on your foot?" hahahaha! i cant wear heels cause i cant balance.. nor can i take the pain. my feet are too DELICATE :) i have sexy feet, you should check em out sometime haha
comfort es muy importante.
폼생, 폼사
Thats the korean phrase for "endure whatever hardship for the sake of looking damn good."
i feel you.
but small group outside in cold weather in a t-shirt is retarded. i dont feel you on that.
nice effort on the t shirt in the cold, but maybe it might work if you build your tolerance toward it like drinking alcohol. perhaps go out in a light jacket first.
but at the same time, you shouldn't do whatever you want just because it's comfortable, for the sake of everyone around you (crocs, anyone?) :P
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