- John, this is a dam
and this is damn - I have a paper on Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics due at 3PM. I will be starting it at 5AM because of a YouTube session that lasted way longer than it should've. I know, you're saying, "Gosh golly gee, Dustin! That couldn't have been worth it. Oh, you and your procrastinating ways." But before you judge me for my transgressions, I ask the jury for leniency due to the awesomeness of the video I ended up on.
"He said, 'I am extreemaly hungry!'" See, I told you it was explainable. Alas, I still have to write that damn paper.
- Goodness gracious, Great Balls of Fire
- Don't pick your nose. No seriously, don't
- Damn Chinaman, that's some passion
Two giraffes walk into a bar. A bartender says, "Hey, I was walking home from work and I was wondering if you two need an ambulance, because that looked like it hurt a lot."
Get it? Harr.
3 comments:
i want to be someone's precious cheeseburger.
your links are especially disturbing this time haha.
hahahaha i wanted to tell john about the dam thing
hey i feel like ive heard that joke somewhere before. but hey, good luck on that paper.
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